Swords

Tornado comes bounding down to the living room with a sword made from Lego blocks. Somehow, Daddy convinces him he needs to see it so Tornado hands it over.

Daddy: "Ha! Now I've got a sword!"

Tornado runs off to make another and triumphantly returns to the living room.

Daddy: "Let me see your sword."

Tornado hands it over.

Daddy: "Ha! Now I've got 2 swords!"

Tornado manages to get one back and says, "Let's fight."

Daddy: "Why would we fight?"

Tornado: "Because we have swords!"