No you're not...

Tornado, wearing his skull hoodie with ears: I'm Batman. And this is my friend Wonder Woman.

Indy: I'm Superman.

Tornado: No you're not! You're Daddy!

Indy, takes off his glasses: Now I'm Superman!

Tornado just shakes his head and rolls his eyes.

Tornado - 2

Indy - 0

"Help Me!"

Playing in the pool this morning and Tornado says he has to go potty.

As he climbs out of the pool, he starts whining:

"Help me! The sprinklers are making me wet."

I'm pretty sure the pool did that to ya, kid!

Magic Trick

Tornado: I want to do a magic trick.

Me: ok. I want to see a new magic trick.

<Tornado lays his Batman washcloth out flat on the floor, places a bouncy ball in the middle of it, and folds the washcloth around the ball>

Tornado: there! It disappeared! 

Little Mr Responsible

While down at the mall running an errand, I decided to grab a lemonade.

Upon returning to the car and giving Tornado a sip, he pipes off with:

"I'll drink so you can drive."

He better remember that in 18 years!!

Blue Banana

Indy to Tornado: draw me a banana.

Tornado, holding a blue crayon: bananas are yellow.

Indy: draw me a blue banana.

<Tornado scribbles on his pad>

Indy: that's not a banana! what does a blue banana look like?

Tornado: a blue banana looks like a blue banana.

Tornado - 1

Indy - 0